things that represent each member of arctic monkeys
You’re listening to Jonesy’s Jukebox, live on KROQ. Right now, for the first time ever, on this football called Planet Earth, is a new song by the Arctic Monkeys. It’s called ‘R U Mine?’. Take it away, honey!
― R U Mine? Intro (via fuckyeahmatthewhelders)
Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

Odea ahahahahahahahah

  • Archduke Franz Ferdinand: I came here to have a good time and I honestly am feeling so attacked right now